Derek was irked.
Two days ago, he was in a good mood and decided to be nice and helped out their class weirdo, who began spouting out stuff about karma and proceeded to arrange a blind date for him--which of course, he did not go to...
...Which brought him to be in his current predicament. His friends were all sighing and shaking their heads in disbelief and mock-pity. Apparently they had gone to meet his supposed 'date' without him anyway.
He nudged Ashton beside him. "How hot was she?"
Ashton gave him a look and said, "I'm gay, and you're asking me?"
"Well, for one you're the only guy who hasn't told me I'm an idiot twice today, and even if you are gay you're still a dude, and dudes appreciate pretty girls."
Ashton contemplated this for a moment. "Honestly?" He finally said.
"Yeah."
"She was almost hot enough to turn me straight."
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